Q:Why do you hate straight people
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i’ll answer your question when i recieve payment :) thank you so much!
happy pride
JJ: Emily you can’t call everything that inconveniences you a hate crime
Emily: But this was an actual hate crime
JJ: What happened?
Emily: Hotch said I can’t keep using my FBI badge to skip the Starbucks line
JJ:
JJ: Emily no.
Anyway imagine if JJ and Emily just finally got together :)
Emily: Fine! Judge all you want but…
Emily, points at Reid: Non existent love life.
Emily, points at Derek: Bitchless.
Emily, points at Hotch: Divorced once.
Emily, points at Rossi: Divorced three times.
Emily, points at JJ: Married a lesbian.
JJ: To be fair, I married you
Hotch: While I’m gone, Emily, you’re in charge.
Prentiss: Yes!!!
Hotch, whispering: JJ, you’re secretly in charge.
JJ: Obviously.
Emily: You’re a lying, cheating, piece of garbage! You’re not the woman I married!
JJ: Then we’ll get a divorce! And I’m taking Henry!
Henry, slowly sliding the monopoly board away from them: I think it’s time we stop playing…
Emily: It was love at first sight, I knew my life would never be the same again.
JJ: She’s an idiot, and apparently I find that attractive.
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